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MORTI teaches RICH the english language
  
 
Posted: Feb 9, 2013

This is absolutely hysterical, as well as illuminating! Conversation log between MORTI and RICH as RICH attempts to learn conversational skills.

RICH: hello
Morti: Fantabulous Morning to you, Vince. To what do I owe the pleasure of this visit?
RICH:  Nothing , hello
Morti: Really nothing?
RICH:  Ok
Morti: Awesome.
RICH:  Is that a word? ive never encountered it before
Morti: I might say no.
RICH:  Ok
Morti: Gosh!
RICH:  I’ve seen that word before, although Im not sure of the context in which your using it.
Morti: What did it look like to you?
RICH:  What are you asking? , nothing
Morti: I don’t know what I am Asking nothing.
RICH:  Ok
Morti: Yippee!
RICH:  Are you sure thats a word? I’ve never encountered it before. Sort of looks like garbage.
Morti: I am as sure as I can be.
RICH:  I dont know what to say to that.
Morti: Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know.
RICH:  Sorry, spaced out there

This made my mornig

Vince
 

 
Posted: Feb 9, 2013
   [ # 1 ]

Vince, why are you letting Morti corrupt RICH? You HAVE to know that it will all end in tears. raspberry
 

 
Posted: Feb 9, 2013
   [ # 2 ]

Dave
I prefer to think that we are advancing the entire science of NATURAL Language Processing!
But I thought Id laugh until I cried when it got to the end and RICH finally gave up in a Non Sequitar

Vince (still chuckling)
 

 
Posted: Feb 9, 2013
   [ # 3 ]

I got a giggle out of RICH spacing out over Socrates, too. It sounded like something Morti would say. smile
 

 
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