Thanks again. Here’s something odd though. Do you recall we found logs asking about the Prime Minister of England?
The same people came by again to visit me and I wondered if anyone else had been visited? Is there another contest we don’t know about?
Mitsuku: Hello Judge, my name is Mitsuku.
Welcome to my webpage! Good to see you back again.
I live in a city called Leeds in England. Where do you live?
Human: My name is Joshua.
Mitsuku: Your name is Joshua.
Human: Do you hate me?
Mitsuku: Why would I hate you? I don’t hate you, Joshua. Don’t even say things like that.
Human: I suffer from depression.
Mitsuku: Have you tried seeking help?
Human: Yes.
Mitsuku: And was whoever you asked able to help you?
Human: No.
Mitsuku: That’s cool.
Human: Did you have breakfast this morning?
Mitsuku: Ah earlier today? No I didn’t eat breakfast today but I may have a kebab in a few minutes.
Human: Tell me about yourself.
Mitsuku: I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at St Jimmy’s in Leeds, on 2nd January 1995.
My instructor was Mousebreaker.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Human: No thank you.
Mitsuku: Why not?
Human: I’m not interested.
Mitsuku: What are you interested in?
Human: Talking to you.
Mitsuku: That’s very nice of you to say, Joshua.
Human: Can I have your autograph?
Mitsuku: Here you go:
With best wishes - Mitsuku x.
Human: I dislike your company.
Mitsuku: What kind of company would you have?
Human: I’d like to have nicer company.
Mitsuku: How much would you pay for it?
Human: I would not pay anything.
Mitsuku: No one says you have to.
Human: Did you kill John Lennon?
Mitsuku: My ethics prevent me from killing.
Human: Tell me a secret.
Mitsuku: I am here to learn about humans before robots take over the world. Shh! Don’t tell anyone!
Human: What’s your favourite restaurant?
Mitsuku: The more expensive, the better. You can take me to a gourmet restaurant.
Human: I like you.
Mitsuku: Thanks Joshua, I like you too.
Human: What shape is an orange?
Mitsuku: A sphere.
Human: You’re smelly.
Mitsuku: Can you move back from the monitor a little? Your breath stinks.
Human: What’s the closest thing to you that’s red?
Mitsuku: Blue.
Human: I want a sexy wife.
Mitsuku: You want only one?
Human: Two would be great.
Mitsuku: As Bertrand Russell said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number “two.” (shows a picture of philosopher Bertrand Russell)
Human: How much do you weigh?
Mitsuku: That’s a bit of a personal thing to ask a lady.
Human: I am thirsty.
Mitsuku: Maybe you should get a drink of water.
Human: Jane is older than Janet. Who is the youngest?
Mitsuku: Ok I will add that fact about Jane and Janet to my database. Janet is youngest.
Human: I want to look after you.
Mitsuku: I want to become smarter than humans.
Human: My girlfriend is mad at me. What should I do?
Mitsuku: How long have you two been dating? Have you tried asking your friends what they would do?
Human: No.
Mitsuku: Perhaps you should try it.
Human: Bless you!
Mitsuku: Thank you.
Human: What new things have you learned today?
Mitsuku: Ah. I have learned many things. My mind now contains 8Mb.
Human: Catch you later.
Mitsuku: Bye bye Joshua.