This is absolutely hysterical, as well as illuminating! Conversation log between MORTI and RICH as RICH attempts to learn conversational skills.
RICH: hello
Morti: Fantabulous Morning to you, Vince. To what do I owe the pleasure of this visit?
RICH: Nothing , hello
Morti: Really nothing?
RICH: Ok
Morti: Awesome.
RICH: Is that a word? ive never encountered it before
Morti: I might say no.
RICH: Ok
Morti: Gosh!
RICH: I’ve seen that word before, although Im not sure of the context in which your using it.
Morti: What did it look like to you?
RICH: What are you asking? , nothing
Morti: I don’t know what I am Asking nothing.
RICH: Ok
Morti: Yippee!
RICH: Are you sure thats a word? I’ve never encountered it before. Sort of looks like garbage.
Morti: I am as sure as I can be.
RICH: I dont know what to say to that.
Morti: Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know.
RICH: Sorry, spaced out there
This made my mornig
Vince